Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school

you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Poopy Fartface

Poopy Fartface (adjective)

A childish word used to describe somebody. Usually used as an insult to describe someones actions.

Man, Stephen was a real poopy fartface when he killed my dog in Minecraft.

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Fartface

Annoying People

Shut up you fartface

by The Peoples March 6, 2019

Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023

Fartipated

Like constipated. But... fartipated.

You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.

by watermelongirl August 18, 2009

artifact

An item or object.
used in various fantasy settings to portray objects that have some sort of magical power or innert ability.

"this crown of the deep artifact gives me +4 to charisma"

"frodo,we must destroy this artifact for the good ofmiddle earth"

by misko September 3, 2007