An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret June 27, 2013
by Jordie Muska February 15, 2009
"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009
far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."
"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."
"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."
"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."
"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."
"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
by Vanna Bonta January 09, 2008
by Rasputin the third July 21, 2005
(n)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)
by DrugDealer14 October 25, 2011
Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.
B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.
B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!
B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008