Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

FavRETARD

FavRETARDS: Fans of Brett Favre who believe 1. He plays for "the love of the game". 2. He is sincere when he says he is going to retire. 3. He is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. 4. He doesn't manipulate the media and his 'tard fans for his own gain. 5. His season ending interceptions are because he is a "gunslinger" and not because he makes bad decisions when the game is on the line

The FavRetards are shocked Brett is back with the Vikings.

The FavRETARDS have made the Vikings the odds on favorites to win the Super Bowl.

The FavRETARDS have taken over the management of the Vikings and have given Brett an additional 7 million dollars even though he would have returned anyways.

by Mr. Lex Luthor August 19, 2010

farktard

Someone who is fark-ing retarded.

George W. Bush is such a Farktard he thinks that the war in Iraq ended before it even began.

by Lisa Smith May 6, 2004

freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

by dixie123 October 5, 2006

fanretard

A person who is fantastically retarded

Tool #1: who's that girl who just fell over?
Tool #2: I don't know but that just made my day. She's such a fanretard!

by Palezandra Giantpanini October 16, 2008

faggatard

Combination of non-pc terms of yesteryear. Fantastic insult from the early 80's.

Stop being such a faggatard asshole, and give me the baseball back.

by itchyandscrathcy June 9, 2017

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017