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granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures
Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying
by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
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Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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Fanny Vamp

The process of drinking a woman's period blood from their vagina while wearing vampire fangs
Girl one "last night I was on my period"
Girl two "should let your boyfriend be a Fanny Vamp it feels great!"
by Dirty Vamp July 15, 2021
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Grand fanyon

A dramatic emphasis on the gap between the top of a females legs when they are extremely skinny.
Wow she has very skinny legs, look at that grand fanyon dude!
by Smizzlemimps March 13, 2011
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Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.
She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.
by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012
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fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.
by annonXD October 16, 2008
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fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant
dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!
by marsbarpants January 22, 2009
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