frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 28, 2005

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

frumping

When an overweight person crumps.

Geez, I sure enjoyed frumping last night. Now, pass me that bucket of fried chicken.

by SoYouThinkYouCan'tDance? January 2, 2010

Frumping

The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts

Susie was frumping and almost put out an eye...it was hot

by Redda December 2, 2007

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009

Frumping

the act of inserting one's penis into a lady's armpit. preferably a sweaty one, or with a bit of moisturising lotion.

i was frumping with a bagpipe player the other day, it was MEGA!

by Barry Dunne September 15, 2007