fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

fark

An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".

"Fark! I can't find my phone!"

by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010

fark

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

by HeppCat December 02, 2013

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 02, 2003

Fark

A site full of entertaining news stories, "boobies" links, and "photoshop" links, but forums that are filled with really annoying people and mods that ban and silence without discretion.

Saw this article about a 3-year-old drug dealer on Fark. Right between the Star Wars photoshop contest and the Praise Drew the Webmaster article.

by AyeRoxor November 20, 2003

farked

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

by www.holyhell.net April 05, 2005

fark

Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.

Guy: Hey, let's fark later on okay?
Girl: Oh kinky. ;)

by Jesssyica April 25, 2011