Faglet

A very young fag, especially one under the age of eight.

"That six year old boy was staring at my ass"

"What a faglet!!

by Helluva Gangsta February 28, 2010

Fargets

When someone just ate a spicy dinner and then goes shopping at Target shortly after, gassing up all the aisles with their butt-stench.

"After eating at that Mexican buffet I went to go pick up a few things at Target and laid a few Fargets in aisles 4 through 9."

by UnusualValues September 8, 2011

Faglet

A young gay person. They are found in schools usually. Teachers and Tumblr try to push it onto youth. As a result of that. Faglets inhabit the school with their only word being look everybody i'm gay. They like dead memes too.

LGBTQperson: I hate bigoted straights
child:I didn't know that well I hate mommy and daddy

child: I'm gay now hey everybody i'm gay
Faglet

by OOFGUY July 30, 2018

fargle mcjargle

When a morbitly obese guy does the truffle shuffle, and waves result out of this

"big fat tony was drunk and tried to do the truffle shuffle"

"man that wasnt no truffle shuffle, that was the fuckin fargle mcjargle son!"

by jibbarousseau July 12, 2009

Fargleknocker

a dirty slut, skank, whore, etc.

did you see her all over that guy last night? yeah, she's such a fargleknocker!

by WAHScheer March 1, 2011

Fargleberry

When a person has a dangleberry and farts so hard that it dislodges itself.

Cody- The other night I had such a huge Fargleberry incident I swear I shot it through my undies.

Wyatt- I swear to Fargle I just launched my Berry.

by JauqueLeCauqeGrande April 29, 2014

faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019