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Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.
Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011
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Fapsfadat

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.
Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!
by skrong neck November 14, 2012
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Fapstack

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.
Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!
by Lolfast January 27, 2011
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Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.
Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.
by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011
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fapstation

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.
This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.
by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011
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Fapstagram

When a person uses their Instagram solely or mostly to stalk (sometimes follow) members of the opposite sex and fap to them.
Tom has got quite the fapstagram. He doesn't ever upload any pictures, but take a look at his search history; they're all women.
by longshottie August 19, 2013
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Sir Fapsalot

That guy you know who is open about fapping, tells you when he faps AND WHAT HE FAPS TO. He can be the real chill guy but when he gets home he gets it on with himself.
Girl 1: My boyfriend spends like 2 hours in the bathroom everyday!
Girl 2: Pshhhh he's obviously a Sir Fapsalot
by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015
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