Fappy

A person who is in a relationship, gains weight because they are happy, once they are fat and happy they are considered FAPPY

Heather got a man so she became fappy!

by Leonidas Alan September 12, 2020

Fappy

The act of multiple mushroom stamps at the velocity of a hummingbird heart rate.

Hang on babe prepare for the fappy.

by Yooper dirt doctor February 14, 2021

Fappy Bird

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

by Rood Rood February 1, 2014

Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

by Fapplejax October 4, 2009

Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.

I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?

by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019

fappy meal

When an employee of a fast food chain ejaculates in a unknowing customer's meal

The moment Ben saw some white cream dripping out of his hamburger, he realized he had purchased a fappy meal.

by PoofterSport July 17, 2009

Fappy Go Lucky

To be constantly fapping, in private, public or the workplace.

Have you seen how much Mark visits the bathroom? He sure is fappy go lucky!

by LaserBean June 21, 2009