fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted

by doc_hol October 6, 2013

fapid

Stimulating sexually, but not intellectually.

From "fap" + "vapid"

While she was not astute enough to understand his references to Anias Nin and Charlotte Rampling, her fapidity would prove useful to Brian later that night, after being rejected and going home alone.

by frankie says RELAX May 30, 2009

Fadoidoi

It can be anything, anytime, anywhere, anyone

“Pass me that fadoidoi” or “ you ain’t know bout that fadoidoi”

by Tee shmoney May 23, 2022

fapid fire

To give a woman multiple orgasms in a row

Bro you have to learn to fapid fire women.

by dexslab May 4, 2017

fapfidence

the feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something to not reveal private fap material; firm trust that should not be broken between adults sharing fap material

Enrique, I showed you this in fapfidence...I can not believe you showed this picture of smooth wooden spoons to everyone.

by Unsavorysauce December 14, 2020

famoid

The act of loving 2 or more people, the same specific gender as you.

EXAMPLE: “Wow i’m so glad your famoid with Bradley and Thomas is working out!”

by Johnny Famoid January 3, 2021

Fappid

Completely and totally fixated on sex, porn, and fapping.

Before I got laid I was totally FAPPID.

by Haze18 November 10, 2009