fankle

The ugly stepsister to the cankle. When someone's ankle is so fat that it rolls over their shoes. Kinda like a fat ladies fat rolls over the top of her pants.

Damn, that dudes cankles have gotten so fat they have evolved into the elusive FANKLE!

by bleep_bloop November 5, 2013

finkled

When you pay for a girls drinks all night and she goes home without putting out. leaving you alone and Eindhorny.

just bought that crazy ass white girl a drink and she went home
you just got finkled son!

by JonJonBacardi June 30, 2016

Fankles

Cankles for a skinny person. Sounds more appealing than cankles!

Dude, she's so fucking skinny but she has fankles!

by CassZo January 5, 2011

Finkledog

The most god forsaken fart stench ever.

“OH DUDE DID U JUST LET OUT A FINKLEDOG??”
“Yah…”

by natsumemoment February 2, 2023

New Fangled

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

Finkled

When you are trying to get the hell out of a place and you get waylaid by someone, they have finkled you. It comes from "I want to leave 5ish">>Fyvush Finkle>>Finkled.

Person A: Wooo! Long Weekend!
Person B: Hey, Person A! Can you help me find a number on this huge xls report?
Person A: FINKLED!

by finklerquestion January 5, 2011

Fankle

A fat woman who displays disrespectful / feminist / entitlement characteristics, like an ankle does.

A delusional, overweight woman.

"That fankle needs to stop thinking she's a diva and lose weight!"

by MGTOW April 5, 2008