fajita scale

The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.

F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets

I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.

by ajm26 October 4, 2013

Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!

My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...

by hobojo456 August 17, 2010

fajitarian

Someone on a diet rich in fajitables.

ummm, no...i wont be having that cos I'm a fajitarian

by rocky October 29, 2003

fajita creampie

fajita with a spread of ranch dressing creating a creampie effect when folded

Do you like your fajitas with thousand island sauce?

No, I prefer a fajita creampie instead

by liuquil July 23, 2018

fanjita

Punani, Pussy, Foofoohuhu, Poontang, Beaver, Minge, Fanny (UK residents), Cunt,
Camel toe.

Her punani tasted awesome. The way she shaved her Foofoohuhu would make a gardener afraid for his job.

by bismark March 27, 2005

slut fajita

When a slut gets wrapped up in a bed sheet in a similar fashion to that of a fajita. Usually rendering the slut immobile, thus the slut is unable to fend off attacks from various penises.

We should fill this slut fajita with gallons of weenie juice!

by missanthropee January 3, 2011

fanjina

Borat's (aka Sasha Baron Cohen's Kazakstani character) term for female genitalia.

Jagshemash, I like you! Do you like me? Let me see your fanjina!

by Hurnia January 4, 2007