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Fanjitulate

An extreme aversion to work, in all shapes and forms. Usually, a vicious cycle will form where a little fanjitulation progresses to severe fanjitulation which can continue for years and years before the cycle is broken.

Often incorrectly used as a synonym for the less severe but similar "procrastinate"
"Bob had been fanjitulating on the library computers all day after the sad realisation.. maybe this getting a degree thing wasn't really for him after all"

"There was nothing Graham liked more after a day spent pretending to work, than a good fanjitulate when he got home to his room"

"You spent all month in bed? That's fanjitulastic!"
by ionex87 January 12, 2009
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Flangulated

Homosexuality forced upon a person in a public place
My god timmy what happened to you?

A big black man flangulated me in an ally way
by LillieRolfe April 2, 2010
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facipulate

When a facilitator of a meeting or process manipulates or uses manipulation tactics during the process to achieve their own agenda rather than acting in an impartial way.
My supervisor completely facipulated our team meeting today when we discussed what goals our team was going to pursue going forward.
I know that the company isn't promoting work from home initiatives, but my plan is to facipulate the employee survey in order to over turn this notion.
by HiDeeBug August 14, 2013
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Figulate

Vrb. The act of doing or taking action.
Josh had to figulate his homework before he could play his game.
by Air squad November 19, 2019
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faggulate

Verb – To extenuate grandios behaviors of stereotypical gay males.
I was faggulating at the party. All my gay friends loved how I faggulated.
by JFaggulate October 20, 2019
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Fabnipulate

To lie and manipulate to get what is wanted
The criminal tried to fabnipulate his way out of being charged by the cops
by Da Barge May 24, 2021
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Fangulation

Forcing love and care onto a friend or family member that says they don't want it.

Forced care.
I don't care if you're upset and don't want a hug. You're getting this fangulation.
by Zeke_The_Legend June 17, 2022
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