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Fapdiddler

(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.

Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."
Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.
by 3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn June 7, 2021
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fandibulous

Fantastic. The feeling of absolute awesomeness, or fantastical. After having an amazing day, or experience, or out of sarcasm from being incredibly irate.
how was your day today?
Fandibulous. >.>"
is that good?
pretty sure I flunked history...
oh :c
by xrynx April 2, 2009
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fadiddling

the act of playing with someones penis, especially in public or when other people are around. not to actually jerk someone off, just playing with it.
"My girl loves fadiddling with my cock"
by Special Kay K December 7, 2011
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fandilla

Fandilla, commonly called Fandi is a peculiar human being.

She has big chichis and likes Indian comidita.

She shares birthdays with the eccentric, Laura.

She enjoys staring at guys named Hugo and being cold. Even though she's always cold, she never brings anything to cover herself up. And when she actually does bring something, she gives it to someone else.

Apropos of the Hugos. She likes writing small notes and making her friends put it into his jacket, it always falls through
1."I'm cold"
"go take Fandilla's jacket/scarf"

2. "Look at dat' ass"
"It must be Fandilla"
by LadyPuppiesandRainbows November 19, 2013
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Fondiddle

When you play with someone's testicles aggressively
I like to fondiddle black men
by Gangsterheavys October 30, 2021
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fondiddle

When you play with testicles aggressively
I fondiddle black men'
by Gangsterheavys October 30, 2021
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fondiddle

Hey Tyrone can I fondiddle you?
by Gangsterheavys November 3, 2021
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