Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.

"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!

by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010

falkenstein

Falkenstein is a German word meaning huge penis. People with the last name Falkenstein have a way above average penis size.

That Falkenstein has a huge penis

by Brad shanty April 18, 2016

falken

An auto performance business that sells and distributes high performance tires and wheels.

I just mounted some new Falken tires and they added 1000 hp to my Ford Model T

by kurosen May 24, 2006

Falking

To facebook stalk someone. To look through all of someones photos.

Dude, last night I was falking this chick with massive boobies.

by Panda Handz December 13, 2010

falking

Short for 'facebook stalking'

"I had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. Every time I'd update my status or upload a photo he'd post a comment within 5 minutes. Such a creepy experience. Have you been falked before?"

by CharlieB78 October 3, 2009

Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

by JoeMason April 28, 2017