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Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!
Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.
by kurosen October 09, 2007

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An auto performance business that sells and distributes high performance tires and wheels.
I just mounted some new Falken tires and they added 1000 hp to my Ford Model T
by kurosen May 17, 2006

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