Slade Falconridge

Slade Falconridge, 13-years-old, resides in New Zealand, and is of Croatian descent. The third of February 2009 saw the birth of Slade Falconridge. Slade first attended Kaurilands Primary School before graduating and was then enrolled into Glen Eden Intermediate School. Although the location of his high school is still unknown, it is assumed to be in south Auckland. Slade Falconridge gained notoriety for uploading posts on Instagram under the handle @johnny.theball, the posts consisted of a rainbow rubber ball with a black smiley face wearing a shit-eating grin hand-drawn on it by his co-star Cohen. The majority of the posts were of 'Johnny' in humorous positions. Some of the posts contained Johnny wearing a PS4 headset, Johnny in a beach chair, or Johnny at Piha beach. The account, however, broke down after Slade published an image of 'Johnny' on a beach chair without Cohen's consent. Cohen believed that the posting of the account should be decided jointly, but Slade believed that since he created the account, he could post whatever he pleased. This disagreement ultimately caused the account to fail. Slade has led a fascinating and compelling life overall, and it is undoubtedly one to be appreciated.

Wow is that Slade Falconridge over there?

Sure is, hes one of the coolest guys I know

by dogham October 3, 2022

Feltoning

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

by Cropsy March 19, 2008

Falconist

Someone who likes "one off the wrist". Otherwise known as a wanker.

"Man! Did you hear what he saying? What a falconist!"

by Gozdan January 24, 2018

Falköping

The second most pitiful town in Sweden

Falköping

by STICKDINSOPA December 30, 2010

Falconi

A loser with no life. Sits at the computer all day. Needs a mate. Has no knowledge of computers. Will be a failure in life.

I Have no life

I know.

by Vomit January 31, 2005

Falconize

1. to lay down a beating from the air
2. When a falcon drops down to catch his prey
3. When a falcon excretes droppings upon an unsuspecting person

Nikola Pekovic got Falconized by Harrison Barnes in last night's game.

by ams0ul November 28, 2012

falcoknight

The pwnerer of both worlds, master of textures and concepts, tutor and student.

Falcoknight (verb) - to pwn.
Falcoknight (noun) - pwnage

I falco'd you last game.
or
Your mom is falcish!

I was like falcoknight on BF2, i mean i OWNED EVERYONE!

by Hungred Fluedsonburger December 9, 2008