fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

Fakey Mama

When a girl tries to make you believe that she is pregnant or that you are her baby's daddy, until it is proven that said dad is not the father or that the girl is not pregnant at all.

Ex) Girl: Im pregnant. I took the test just now

Boy: Can i see the stick?

Girl: Why do need to see it, can't you just be happy we are having a baby?

Boy: Are you pregnant or not?

Girl: why Can't you be happy we having a kid.

Boy: idk i just don't want to have a fakey mama, you can not be pregnant the whole time, and have me feel some kind of way just to find out you're just my fakey mama and not my baby mama.

by @djaddubz257 October 6, 2020

fakey lakey

Rocket League Play

Justin did a fakey lakey

by ExacTProd1gy October 8, 2020

Fakey Wakey

When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.

"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"

by MightyNjal March 31, 2021

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.

I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.

by ¤ħĠя April 30, 2009

Wisconsin Fakey

right before you make a girl come, pull out and get dressed and go home

I gave Simone a Wisconsin fakey and went home to jerk off

by baraka2112 May 28, 2007