by Gert November 25, 2003
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one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006
Get the Facebook Fakeout mug.When a guy is plowin a girl doggystyle, and then pulls it out as he's about to give her the man juice. He proceeds to spit a warm concoction on her back. Thinking his spit was actually his load, she unsuspectingly turns around to recieve a monster load of man goo all over her shocked face.
by Pstives March 24, 2005
Get the philly fakeout mug.You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!
by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013
Get the Fakenant mug.A Fakenstein is a woman who has had way too many enhancement surgery and has more silicone than real body parts. I.E. butt implants, hip implants, breast implants, lip injections, Teeth veneers, colored contacts or eye color surgery, calf implants and cheek filler.
She looks good from far away, but the closer you are to her the more you can see she's a total Fakenstein.
by KingMultiGenre June 10, 2021
Get the Fakenstein mug.Referring to a person by a name they made up instead of their real birth name, especially when referring to them by this new name is meant to give legitimacy to the idea that the person is no longer who/what they actually are. For example, if a person is male but wants others to think of him as a female, he might change his name to Caitlyn, and demand to be called Caitlyn, demonizing anyone who calls him by his actual name. He wants you to fakename him. If you do not, he will say that you are "deadnaming" him, a term used to manipulate people into feeling guilty for being honest.
Bruce said "Hey, stop calling me Bruce! Call me Caitlyn, to show that you fully agree with the idea that I'm a woman. Do it or else you are not a good friend. Just accept me as being anything I claim to be!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"
by RealHonestDefinition July 18, 2023
Get the fakenaming mug.Similar to the '50 yard fakeout,' where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
I thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was Definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embarassing, I turned away reaaaal quick
I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
by K.Lau May 28, 2010
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