Fairhope flip

The hairstyle indigenous to coastal Alabama counties requiring a constant nervous neck tick to sweep bangs from eyes. Typically accented by Vinyard Vines clothing.

He's cute in AFCOS, and his fairhope flip is comin in nicely.

by Funsize 2 December 20, 2015

fiPhone

An off brand of the iPhone. A 'fake' iPhone.

She tries to look like a sophisticated business person by sending pics and messages from her fiPhone.

by halfbananaz September 9, 2009

fartphone

when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating

Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.

by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

facephone

When you visit facebook on your cellphone. So instead of saying facebook, you say facephone.

-"Where is my poke?"
- "I don't have that function on facephone"

Or

- "Who are you texting to?"
- "I'm not texting anyone, I'm updating my status on facephone"

by Fcukit May 6, 2011

Fairyhole

A gay man's ass. Particularly one that you could lose many things in

FUCK I lost my car keys in your tight little fairyhole. Roger! Can you fish them out for me?

by Banana Hammie September 13, 2020

Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.

Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.

by How Be February 14, 2017

Airphone

A crappy knockoff of the Apple iPhone produced in China.

Guy: Dude, my new Airphone came without a stylus.

Dude: Such as the thin air.

by MissScarlett December 3, 2020