fagnetism

The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.

Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.

by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

fagnesium

Gaudy wheels or jewelry on a males vehicle or person.

Did you see the new wheels Kit put on his truck? I’m not sure what he was thinking.

Yea bro,those things are definitely made out of fagnesium.

by anonymous September 22, 2022

fagnet

a homosexual magnet.

hey, have you seen my fagnet

no, whats a fagnet

a gay magnet.

by Amogus😳 April 18, 2023

Fagner

Someone who appears gay, but in reality is a little straight bitch, usually goes by the name of Jared, and is whipped by everyone else.
Also, a name used to call somebody when they act of this behavior.

"Shut the hell up, Fagner."
"Stop being a fagner."
"Fagner, here, wants to go this way, when Adam Warner is this way."

by Cursive March 5, 2005

Fagnet

Fagnet: a person who is sexually straight but always attracts homosexual people. a magnet for homo's

Micah said "Jay no matter what bar my (straight) nephew goes to if there is a guy in the bar who wants cawk there on him almost instantly!" Jay replied "oh snap he's a Fagnet; ya know magnet for fags!"

by J. Holland December 28, 2005

animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005

fignewton

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.

damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth

by drol_gnob July 19, 2016