Not real Cappucino, but will do the trick when broke. Available at the 7-11 coffee island, in a push-button machine.
I'm late for work and don't have time to stop at Starbucks... I'm stopping at the fly-n-buy for Fakeuccinos instead.
by beccabec September 1, 2010
Get the fakeuccino mug.When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.
Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011
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someone who is homosexual in nature and tries to hide it, but sometimes cant due to high testosterome levels.
by M dutiny December 8, 2006
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1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)
2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
fhap-uch-ee-noe
1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)
2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011
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Get the fapuccino mug.A Cappuccino that instead of whip cream you use male ejaculation juice (a.k.a. Jizz, Cum, white cream)
by Macklemorgan Freeman May 13, 2014
Get the Fappuccino mug.The act of continuing masturbation post-ejaculation, to the extent of frothing the seed to a cappuccino milk consistency; upon achieving maximum froth, proceed to sprinkle chocolate powder (not of an anal variety) on top and enjoy.
Example 1:
"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."
"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."
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