Faceman

One Who has an irregular face

"Hey faceman, I dont like your head or lack thereof"

by jackalope April 25, 2005

Faceman

One that posts at TrollKingdom, the best site ever.

Yippy! I post at TK!

by Wackster February 12, 2004

Faceman

An idiot troll who can't get out of the past. One who is stuck on dwelling over things that don't make sense. Has incredibly low IQ.

"Go away, Faceman...."

by afdsfsdfasf September 19, 2003

Facemance

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.

Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!

by juicypirate June 20, 2009

facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day

Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!

by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011

Facemance

When a forty five year old man on Facebook has 98% of his picture with his 20 year old daughter and only 2% with his wife from four years ago. He's trying to present the image he's a player!

Nice Facemance on social media with your daughter!

by persiztence July 8, 2018

FAKEMAN

Anything illict that you don't wnat someone else to see, like stolen goods, or a women who you shouldn't be with. Of English traveller origin

"Hatch the fakeman" means hide whatever it is you shouldn't let others see

by TheFakeman January 23, 2023