fuccident

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.

Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."

by Gamecat May 11, 2010

Faccident

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.

Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"

by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

Fatccident

An accident that occurs from being too fat.

I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.

by william33 September 13, 2011

Faccident

an injury sustained during a period of fucking

Adam and I fucked so hard last night, he had a faccident.

by Big McLargehug May 18, 2016

Factscident

When you accidentally say the truth when lying.

"oh no mom, I went straight to the gambling hall, uh I mean home right after church. Oh man, looks like I told you a factscident!"

by Eaten Solee June 27, 2017

Faxcident

When you send a fax to the wrong number.

Oh no, there's been a faxcident! I faxed my lunch order to my accountant!

by I need a price June 25, 2018

faggcident

when you assume someone is gay, but they are not.

I hit on my friend eric by faggcident. Turns out he only likes females.

by mamaboots September 8, 2023