fuckalupagus

Someone who is a fuck-up, or someone who has screwed up a task badly. A riff on the Sesame Street character Snuffalupagus.

Way to go, fuckalupagus!

by Mr Bird October 3, 2009

man facial

The act of rubbing another mans jizz on your face and claiming you had a man facial

Matt went to have a massage and Sven ended up giving him a man facial

by w3rdwigga September 26, 2018

femdom facial

Dominant woman forcing man to cum on his own face

A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging

by horny poster May 30, 2014

Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.

If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.

by Karma14 April 23, 2011

fuckallyall

A general term used in place of "fuck all of you." Usually pronounced very loudly in front of a large audience of haters who have criticized you.

Counselor: You have a problem. As you can see, your entire family wants to help you. Please go to rehab.

Drug addict: FUCKALLYALL!

by kankan413 May 8, 2011

fuckalope

Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.

Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"

by Cumpster March 19, 2008

gave her a facial

Shooting cum on a girls face

I pulled out and gave her a facial

by kjac001 August 10, 2016