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facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded
dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.
by TheRman0 October 6, 2008
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facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.
Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!
by TranceXplant March 5, 2009
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FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends
Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"
by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011
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facetag

The process of tagging someones picture on the networking site Facebook.
"Hey Kass don't forget to facetag those pics from last night"
by tbutterw December 17, 2007
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Facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.
Bill received a facetan after going down on Allison
by gballer January 12, 2009
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fametax

Creator(Shamus O'Neill) Came Up With This As He Was Creating A Meme Of "Trump" Naked From The Life Sized Sculptures Which Turned Up In Various Cities During The Campaign...It Made Him Laugh So he Decided To Add A Caption To The Photo:"UNPRESIDENTED" Which He Had Posted Months Before Trump Famously Misspelled It In A Tweet About China..."FAMETAX" Is Any Form Of Art Which Pokes Fun At The Celebrity, Rich Folk and Leader Which Would Not Be All That If Not For Our Adoration, Hard Work and Votes...
"FAMETAX"When Trump Saw His Full-sized Likeness Naked And (Under)exposed On The Street, He Knew Right Then And There..He Was Paying The Only Tax He Couldn't Swindle His Way Out Of.
by Shamaniz December 20, 2016
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Facetator

A person who tunes in regularly to watch a Facebook Live show.
Holy moly look at how many Facetators we have watching us right now?
by SolidHaiti.Tv July 2, 2017
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