Facedowner

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.

I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.

by English Geek March 15, 2010

Gold in the Facedown Float

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

by PBender August 5, 2008

facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

by skrillazzz August 28, 2009

Facedown

When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).

He stood to facedown his bullies.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

Face Dog

Chinese term, referring to a person, that is extremely focused on the looks of another.

To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.

I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~

by Monk preaching about Chaos December 5, 2021

Focedog

The adjective used to describe an individual who does or says something stupid (commonly called a Foce) repeatedly to no end.

Matt Hanson is a huge focedog.

by idriveabmw March 17, 2009

Facehog

Someone who inundates friends newsfeeds with their excessive postings on the social media Facebook

6:00am - my little baby is awake. 6:10am - I'm changing my babies nappy, it stinks. 6:30am - I'm making pancakes for breakfast. 13:30 - I'm having leftovers for lunch is an example of a facehog because all these feeds will appear on friends facebook walls

by ambi-bambi January 14, 2015