when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.
by danstroyer March 17, 2010
Get the faceplease mug.when you suddenly go from very happy to very sad, whether it be from something that happened (breakup, striking out, cockblocked) or coming back from a manic episode.
(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.
(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.
(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.
by impslayer July 25, 2010
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by Shiva196 February 27, 2012
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Get the FaZeClan mug.to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments
1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.
2: Classic faceblanking.
1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.
2: facecreep.
2: Classic faceblanking.
1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.
2: facecreep.
by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009
Get the faceblank mug.A slang term for Facebook. It refers to how many of the users are "clowns" likely because of the dumb stuff we all post and enjoy and because of the dumb stuff that is just completely dumb. Many attribute the origin of the term to Tucker Grimley.
Bob: Hey did you see what Jen posted on the Faceclowns?
Bill: Yeah, that was hilarious, what a clown!
Bill: Yeah, that was hilarious, what a clown!
by Chick3nFarm3r October 8, 2013
Get the faceclowns mug.The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
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When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
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When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
by KICHKO June 2, 2008
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