(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.
Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...
Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009
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Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.
Katy knew i didn't want that picture on Facebook from Kevin's party, but that whore put it on anyway. My nipples hanging out and i have a beer can in my hand...What a Facebitch
by brazil80 September 8, 2009
Get the Facebitch mug.When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
Or
Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
Or
Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
by superlolocaust March 27, 2010
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"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009
Get the FaceBitch mug.Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.
Did you see that come across your News Feed?
Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.
Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.
by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009
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Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!
Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!
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