Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.

She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!

by j bobe October 7, 2009

faceboink

To have sexual intercourse on one's face.

Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd.

by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

Facebloke

One who is constantly on, and annoying people while using facebook.

This facebloke Cody, constantly posts stupid stories on my wall.
The only thing more annoying than Gilbert Goadfrey's voice is a facebloke.
Once a facebloke, always a facebloke

by Elliot R January 3, 2008

FaceBlocked

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

by Evanb128 February 16, 2009

Facebounce

When somebody sends you a message on facebook but you don't want to talk to them so you log off chat so they think you didn't get the message

Guy 1: oh shit herpes Helga just sent me a message but once her genital warts go away I might let her touch my penis
Guy 2: I think you gotta facebounce for now

by WackJack June 2, 2009

Faceblog

Using Multiple comments in a Facebook message to create a story, such as in a blog.

OMG, Have you been reading about Ed’s horrible United flight? He has been Faceblogging the whole thing.

by ebbb July 22, 2018