facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.

"I facebooked your mom last night!"

by mjw5 April 15, 2006

facebookedness

(noun) Having or exhibiting the properties, features, and/or navigability of Facebook.com.

That new website he created has a lot of facebookedness with its personal profiles and tagging.

by ncdpubscomm March 28, 2009

Faceblocked

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.

guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.

by Horse the Band February 14, 2008

facebooked

to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.

jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."

by aswiens January 3, 2008

Faceboobed

When you accidentally bump the friends request on Facebook with your boob.

OMG I can't believe that I just Faceboobed him.

by Blondie09 May 5, 2016

facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.

Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?

by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023

Facebooked

The point at which a database application or software becomes very large and it's processes become so interconnected that it begins to modify the users behaviors required to perform what were simple tasks at conception.

Particularly applies to database access software used by large numbers of people to perform a large variety of tasks.

I used to be able to send out a form letter to our customers by asking 1 person. Now with the new computer system I have to send a request to Suzi, then it gets sent through 30 people before the letter can even be written. God only knows who finally ends up writing the letter! This system is totally facebooked!

by Bikejunky June 14, 2011