When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.
Faceblackout:
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.
by rieyin July 8, 2011
Get the Faceblackout mug.A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.
Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*
by Prism Panther November 26, 2014
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Example :
"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"
n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame
"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"
n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame
by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010
Get the Faceplame mug.A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.
*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*
by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014
Get the Faceplam mug.Verb: The act in which one performs he action of facepalm caused by embarrassing or ridiculous things.
Noun: A very cringey person with the lack of inability and skill.
Noun: A very cringey person with the lack of inability and skill.
Meaning 2: Woah, that person is such a faceplam.
Meaning 1: I just faceplammed from you saying that. Or,
She just faceplams when he says something annoying.
Meaning 1: I just faceplammed from you saying that. Or,
She just faceplams when he says something annoying.
by Faceplam November 20, 2016
Get the Faceplams mug.Like facesitting but harder. Typically done by the cool girl group in high school to bully other females. Often they will squat to smash their female victims face with their disgusting asses. Typically involves farting, and making their victims kiss their asses.
Jessica and her friends took turns faceslamming Melissa in the bathroom for a half an hour. Melissa had to kiss their asses and had her face farted on by her bullies.
by Engima6782 August 17, 2018
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