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Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
by Shinebert August 24, 2010
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I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.
Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!
by josiedee2 December 29, 2010
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facebooking

verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.
gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha
by makevedo April 18, 2008
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phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010
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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009
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facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
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Late Night Facebooking

The act of facebooking during the hours of midnight-6am. Examples include commenting, liking, and poking (CLP).
Mrs. Laura was caught in the act of late night facebooking on multiple occasions.
by E. Splooge March 27, 2011
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