facebake

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

by M T Jones March 17, 2008

facejack

The act of breaking into someone's Facebook account and editing the profile to involve potentially embarrassing or humiliating information.

I don't actually love cock and think Hugh Grant is dreamy. I was facejacked! No, seriously!

by rock.star April 29, 2007

facesack

The throwing and catching of one's dice bag on one's face.

Points are awarded for consecutive sack catches, the first to achieve 10 "Face Sacks" wins.

"Would you like to place Facesack?"
"Yes, first to 10 sacks wins!"

"Your sack has landed on my face, minus two points!"

by _Ethan June 11, 2008

facebalk

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.

"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."

by SomeDave July 31, 2009

facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

Facebuck

v. To unfriend (or block) someone on Facebook (or any similar social networking service)

"Dude, I can't believe that girl. I sent her an invite to my bondage workshop and she Facebucked me!"

"If you tag one more photo of me, I will Facebuck your ass!"

"Sweety, I know I slept with your brother and your best friend at the same time, but do I really deserve a Facebucking?"

by Montana Jack November 18, 2009