rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

Faceback

V. To back out of or delete a comment, message, wall post, chat request, or any other forms of social engagement on Facebook.

Often occurs after rethinking the other person's reaction.

1) I was so drunk last night I wound up messaging Brittany that I didn't wear a rubber... I should've Facebacked.

2) I was going to compliment Cindy, then I realized it was 2:00 a.m. and Facebacked.

3) I sent that bitch a message that I wanted to marry her, my god I wish I Facebacked.

by Guitano98 March 28, 2009

facejacking

When someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your Facebook page.

Facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease

I hate facejacking

by jimmyjenga May 9, 2010

Faceback

A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head.
A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.

Tom: Hey Jerry, that girl in front of us has appealing buttocks. I faceback her an 8, what do you think ?

Jerry: She's alright but with those size 9 feet I would faceback her a 4.

by Mr_Ryt_Now November 25, 2013

facejaculate

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.

Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up

by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016

Famejack

To align with someone who is more famous, has more followers or a platform that is larger than one's own for no other reason than to gain attention.

Many online content creators try and build their own brand by way of famejack.

by Landlines21 February 27, 2021

Faceback

To accidentally hit the back icon while reading through your Facebook feed on your phone, resulting in having to scroll through your feed to pick up reading where you left off.

I'd been reading my Facebook feed for 20 minutes and then I Facebacked. I had to scroll through all those posts again so I could catch up.

by ObviousMan1 December 5, 2016