mutter-futter

A nice way of saying "mother-fucker."

Hey, what's up, you mutter-futter!?

by Teresa A. Burr August 4, 2008

futtbuck

The compromised version of "buttfuck". Can be used in public without having stones cast at you.

Man, I would totally futtbuck that girl.

by Dike Man October 30, 2008

futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006

futterwhacken

dance done when the red queen has been overruled

When that day comes, I shall futterwhacken vigorously!

by madhatter2011 May 3, 2010

Futtnag

An insult with no direct meaning.

Why are you being such a futtnag?
Man that guy over there is such a futtnag.

by Cosmicuprise September 10, 2012

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

fuotw

Fuck Up Of The Week, A term used in reddit's subreddit tifu. Awarded to a user for the most popular story of the week.

this week fuotw is awarded to user kickboxer4455

by DDefin February 5, 2015