full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

My hovercraft is full of eels

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

full boyle

Going full out on a girl that you really like, so much that you scare her away

Dude, I just went full Boyle on this girl and now she thinks I'm a weirdo

by Radioactiveturtle May 5, 2015

Full Support of the Board

Something that a football club's board will say to the media about their coach 2-4 weeks before firing him.

Despite having gone 3-22 this season, Coach Furner has the full support of the board.

by Timbo July 8, 2010

Full-on Pata-chub

A massive, throbbing chub brought on by experiencing Patagonia with any of the five senses.

Ben linked me to the M's Capilene 4 Expedition Weight 1/4-Zip Hoody; I was instantly at full-on Pata-chub.

by 1LSLS January 15, 2013

full dumb

To be proud of their ignorance and cannot be moved off their opinions no matter how effective the counter-argument.

"Dat Bi*ch be full dumb!"

by -Kari June 1, 2018

Fullerton

Located in Fullerton, CA

Sid: Oh hey where's Fullerton?
Dillon: Oh it's in Fullerton.

by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021