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fuzak

A type of music so innocuous as to round the bend and be remarkably obnoxious. Always instrumental, and most often featuring a noodly overdriven guitar lead, though saxophones, usually soprano saxophones, are also common. Frequently heard as telephone on-hold music.

"Fuzak" is a portmanteau of "fusion", short for "jazz-rock fusion", used as synecdoche for "smooth jazz", a style of music known for its blandness, and "muzak", a genericized trademark referring to "elevator music".
If I have to listen to any more tech support fuzak, I'm going to turn into a gibbering idiot.
by wfaulk April 30, 2010
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fubada

(pronounced /foob'-ə-duh/)

1. a nonsensical proclamation purported to be said by black people stating their arrival to an event or place.

2. an expression, best used to break ice in a conversation or state when a conversation has come to a standstill.
I have arrived. Fubada.

Fubada.. what do you think about these shoes?

My fellow citizens: Fubada.
by zeygood January 23, 2009
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fubar

short form of "Fucked up beyond all recognition", but also a misunderstandment of the german word "furchtbar", which means horrible or frightening.
"This situation ist Fubar!"

"Das ist furchtbar!"
by Nils May 31, 2004
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Fuak

The deliberately misspelled version of the word fuck, mostly used in order to bypass word blocks used in many online games, or chatting programs.
My fuaking gun is too weak.
by Meekweed September 26, 2008
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Fubar

acronym: meaning f*cked up beyond all recognition. Often used by military personnel.
Sgt, that weapon is FUBAR!
by Sapper Daddy August 2, 2007
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FUBAR

A military acronym used when things could not get any worse. Stands for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition - FUBAR.
"Damn...no hot food, no warm beds, all night patrols, not enough equipment, and no beer in site. Damn...this mission is FUBAR."

"Crap, Sarge got hit with a mortar and is now FUBAR'ed."
by MAB91c December 12, 2009
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Fubar'd

Fucked Up Beyond All Recongnition.
Dude 1: dude. i'm "just-discovered-a-new-religion" high.
Dude 2: dude. you're Fubar'd.
by InsertClevernessHere. October 19, 2009
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