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domestic foreplay

Doing menial household tasks that you usually avoid in order to have a better chance of getting sex.
What a great dinner and you did the dishes too. You are a master of domestic foreplay.
by Suedo August 5, 2008
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foreplay

A man's foreplay to women:
Lay her down on the bed and kneel between her legs. Lean forward and kiss her passionately and slowly make your way down her chest and stomach, rubbing her boobs the whole time. Once you reach her pussy, hold her knees down and lick/kiss around her thighs. then lick up and down her slit for a few seconds to turn her on. Then, slowly push your tongue between her pussy lips and explore her. Push and lick her clit a little to get her moaning. Stay here for a minute, this is the most sensitive part of the pussy and will get her bucking up at you in no time. When she does, hold her knees down more firmly and push even harder with your tongue. When she stops bucking, move your tongue down slowly and insert it into her. The first insertion should be slow, but the rest should be jamming into her harder than either of you ever thought possible. As you tongue fuck her, take one hand and rub her clit. This will make her go crazy. As you do this, take the other hand and rub her tits, occasionally pinching her nipples. If she starts to buck up again take your hand that's on her tits and hold down her hips. Then switch your hand and tongue, fingerfuck her while licking up and down her clit. Start with one finger, but add however many will fit, one at a time. Move your fingers hard and fast inside her. Do all of this until she cums, which, if you did it right, won't be long. After you finish, she is bound to suck you and pleasure you however you want.
All good sex starts with foreplay.
by anonymous78963 August 31, 2013
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foreals

A stand alone phrase indicating disbelief or expressing a need to have any declarative statement validated. The only answer to "foreals" *is* "foreals".
i.e. "I'm leavin' his ass, girl."
"Foreals?"
"Fo-reals, girl."

or

"Shit, dog. She left me."
"Foreals?"
"Foreals, dog."
by Chelsta January 28, 2004
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Dad Forearms

The large, meaty forearms Dads always have. They get these forearms from doing typical dad tasks such as tightening screws, hosing the car, opening jars etc.
Check out those Dad Forearms, are they not impressive!

I can't wait for the day I get Dad Forearms!
by Chester. } July 30, 2010
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Formaldehyde

Uses
Formaldehyde kills most bacteria, and so a solution of formaldehyde in water is commonly used as a disinfectant. When he arrives at his room in the tuberculosis sanatorium in Thomas Mann's The Magic Mountain, Hans Castorp is told: "An American woman died here day before yesterday. . . . After they took her away of course they fumigated the room thoroughly with formalin, which is the proper thing to use in such cases" {1924; trans. H. T. Lowe-Porter {1927).

It is also used to preserve biological specimens, and as a preservative in vaccinations. In medicine, formaldehyde solutions are applied topically to dry the skin, such as in the treatment of warts. Formaldehyde based solutions are used in embalming to disinfect and temporarily preserve human remains pending final disposition.

Most formaldehyde, however, is used in the production of polymers and other chemicals. When combined with phenol, urea, or melamine, formaldehyde produces a hard thermoset resin. These resins are commonly used in permanent adhesives, such as those used in plywood or carpeting; and as the wet-strength resin added to sanitary paper products such as (listed in increasing concentrations injected into the paper machine headstock chest) facial tissue, table napkins, and roll towels. They are also foamed to make insulation, or cast into molded products. Production of formaldehyde resins accounts for more than half of formaldehyde consumption.

Formaldehyde is still used in low concentrations for process C-41 (color negative film) stabilizer in the final wash step, as well as in the process E-6 pre-bleach step, to obviate the need for it in the final wash.

Formaldehyde is also used to make numerous other chemicals, used even in personal care products such as toothpaste. Many of these are polyfunctional alcohols such as pentaerythritol, which is used to make paints and explosives. Other formaldehyde derivatives include methylene diphenyl diisocyanate, an important component in polyurethane paints and foams, and hexamine, which is used in phenol-formaldehyde resins and to make the explosive RDX.

Formaldehyde cross links amino groups.
dude you put your dead cat in Formaldehyde now he is on your dresser that is whack
by hfjhgfjgf May 22, 2006
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Step Out of Formality

To be uncommon, not following the rules and standards set by others.
You have always looked at how others see you. You have to step out of formality.
by Patrice Stewart January 16, 2019
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frealz

Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am
by Tristan August 29, 2003
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