FOBLOR

The fear of being left on read

bro i don't wanna dm this girl i have FOBLOR

i have FOBLOR, what if she read and ignores me

by Ossmain May 22, 2019

Foulgorithm

The combination of foods/sequence of foods ingested that create the most noxious and vile flatulence (e.g. like and algorithm…but for farts).

Friend 1: What is that smell?!?!? It smells like roadkill roasting with cow manure in compost pile!!! Is that a green cloud hovering over your head?!?!?
Friend 2: Oh! Don’t mind me! I just gamed the foulgorithm!

by Pinchy Loafer June 25, 2021

foolgazy

diamonds or other jewellery that is fake.

my friend Joe bought some Foolgazy Diamonds From the Jeweller the other day, he was rather upset.

by kidsanchez January 18, 2008

fobl

Abbreviation for 'Falling off bed laughing'.
Like focl, or lol, except cooler.
For laptop users only.

ahahahah, fobl at your face.

by amy, yo August 13, 2007

folgers can

A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe

I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Fobgina

The place in many new cars with "push-button" keyless start where you can place your key fob when you are driving.

In my Toyota Prius I always put my key in the cup holder and forget it later. Now I always remember to put it in the fobgina and I always remember where I put it.

by iBitRihanna April 11, 2009

Folgers Stop

A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.

Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

by Tamara, Elisea & Jess February 21, 2009