FLILF Hunter

One who hunts FLILFs.

A hunter of FLILFs.

A presidential candidate or incumbent who has or is seeking a really hot wife.

Fred Thompson would be an awful president, but he definitely is one of the nation's top FLILF Hunters!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007

filf

The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.

That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!

by Dodger January 29, 2006

FILF

"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.

Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF

“Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”

by evrready April 11, 2006

Failfie

The result of a selfie gone bad. It is portmanteau of "failed" and "selfie".

Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.

by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014

fmlif

Chase Atlantic abbreviation for “fck me like I’m famous”

Person 1: fmlif
Person 2: ok

by Thatonegirl_0217 December 31, 2021

frilf

Friend's relative I'd like 2 fuck.

All of Bob's female relatives are totally frilf!

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006

epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009