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frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.
"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."
by surfsail123 June 9, 2009
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Mocha Frappuccino

When a man is fucking a black woman and cums inside of her, then continues to fuck her until the combination of semen and female love juices becomes a frothing foam.
I fucked this black chick last night for so long that I made a Mocha Frappuccino.
by raichupal5 January 11, 2013
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Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.
I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.
by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013
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frappuccino

Frozen Blended Coffee from Starbucks®, contains coffee concentrate, milk, ice and whatever desired flavor.

the word "frappuccino®" is copywrited exclusively by starbucks®, probably put together from the words 'frozen' and 'cappuccino'.
many other coffee companies, and even Dairy Queen® have there own version of this drink.
I'll have a Tall Caramel Frappuccino® please! :)
by Calcolash August 26, 2005
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Cancer Frappuccino

A frappuccino mixed with random ingredients, which may consist of bleach, jet fuel, and other cancerous or cringy substances.
by Apo11o November 23, 2016
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Cotton Candy Frappuccino

A delicious drink from the Starbucks secret menu. A light pink Frappuccino that tastes creamy and sweet and doesn't have a very strong coffee taste. Perfect for kids. How to order: Ask for a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino with one pump of raspberry syrup for tall, 1.5 for grande, and 2 for venti. Yummy!
by caramelapplesforthewin! December 21, 2014
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Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Orange Mocha Frappuccino is a beverage that was drank by four male models (including Derek) in the movie Zoolander before they were killed (not Derek) in a freak gasoline fight. It is actually available in Starbucks but is known as a Mocha Valencia.
by Charlie x Charles September 5, 2008
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