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FJ Cross

A martial arts technique in which one neutralizes their opponent, and then, having secured a dominant position and ensured that the opponent is thoroughly subdued, proceeds to massage the opponents genitals using their feet. A popular move amongst practitioners of Krav Maga as it is potentially lethal when used in a bare foot situation.
"I tried throwing a few punches, but she came at me with an FJ cross!"
"troll'd m8."
by Dirk Kensington September 8, 2013
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Tahitian Fj

A Tahitian FJ occurs in one of two ways; first, a single women flexible enough to maneuver her feet towards her chest in order to pleasure a man with both her feet and tits at the same time. Second, or two women combine in the pleasuring of a man one performing the tit job while the other performs foot pleasure.
by w00dysays April 21, 2009
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FJ cruiser

The act of giving/receiving a foot job in an automobile. much like "road-head"

The Toyota FJ cruiser. a concept SUV of 2007.
kyle: hey man, sage gave me an FJ cruiser last night in my camarro.
g-nof: sweet bro.
by gdaddyflex January 19, 2007
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fj-45

Land Cruiser, Built by toyota. 45 denotes the Pickup or Troop carrier series of the popular fj-40, or "Jeep" style Land Cruiser. The fj-45 is hard to find and TUFF AS HELL!

Don't say "it's a Jeep" to a Land Cruiser owner, you will start a fight!
Holy shit that was an fj-45! Not a lameass Fj Cruiser.
by rottishephard January 10, 2011
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FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.
Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.
by whoak August 5, 2010
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FJ Cruiser

"FJ CRUISER", better known by its real non-abbreviated name, the Fag Jeep Cruiser... Is a cheap Toyota Jeep knock off. It was specifically designed for those with less testicular fortitude than Jeep owners. It's best known to be seen driven by girly men who want it known that their anus is open for business. It is also commonly driven by Brazilians.
"I drive an FJ CRUISER and have a small penis"

"I drive an FJ CRUISER because I'm not man enough to drive a Jeep"
by Fugazi June 30, 2014
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Bum Bum FJ

The act of sexually arousing someone's bum using only your feet.
"Let's go back to your place and give each other bum bum fjs!"
by Rawhide C September 12, 2006
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