feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008

Spell Fuck Feature

When the ‘auto correct’ messes up your sentences by replacing with words you don’t want, it now becomes the ‘spell fuck feature’ on your phone.

Auto correct changed my word from ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. Stupid spell fuck feature on my iPhone.

by Otta4Sho March 21, 2021

double feature

The act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater. You watch the first movie, take special notice of when the next movie will start, hang out in the restroom until the appropriate start time, and then mosey on over to the correct theater. It causes undue stress for only saving 10 bucks, but it can make an afternoon fly by.

So I was checking out a double feature the other day, but I was so nervous I hid out in the women's restroom! So much for not calling attention to myself

by Youthful Wisdom February 22, 2007

feathers mcgraw

the silent penguin antagonist in wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers.
Often seen disguised well as a chicken stealing diamonds and other precious minerals alike.

Wallace: Yo gromit its feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers
Gromit: *silent acknowledgement*

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

anti-feat

An example, such as a quote or clip from a show, that showcases a character's weakness. The opposite of an impressive feat.

Being unable to penetrate Batman's armour is an anti-feat for Superman, not a feat for Batman.

by MugaSofer May 3, 2017

Sand or Feathers

The only way to differentiate between and Indian of American Decent and an Indian from India.

John: My Sister married an Indian. Amos: Sand or feathers?

by Big Daddy too. August 30, 2009