footivities

A thing that a Foo or group of foos do, does or has done. Usually highly illegal, unsafe or stupid. Usually performed in or near Fooville. This term was coined by Gabriel Gomez from Norwalk Ca. on 11JUL2023.

That foos guna get caught up with all them footivities he be getting into!

by Elgomez162 July 10, 2023

fativities

Activities that are enjoyably gluttonous and/or involve the consuming of junk food or desserts; embracing the fatty lifestyle and engaging in Earth’s best delicacies (Yogurtland, McDonalds, Crumbl, etc). Stuff that an almond mom would strongly detest. Best done in groups.

“Hey fatty are you free tonight? Kinda wanting to engage in fativities; I’m thinking main course at Taco Bell followed by some ice cream.”

by macattack07 July 28, 2024

FestivTITTIES

When a woman has her breasts decorated for something festive ie, Christmas.

Did you see Sandra’s FestivTITTIES? They’re painted to look like slutty Mrs. claus.

by BunnyButtWHAT June 10, 2024

Fativities

This word is used to degrade someone for having habits that someone chronically obese would have.

Lighthearted way to say “activities only fat people would do”

It is often used half-jokingly half-seriously to imply to someone that someone they want to do or a habit that might have is similar chronically obese individual.

Becky: “Do you wanna get some desert after dinner?”
Chad: “Sorry, I don’t partake in fativities”

Becky: “I can’t sleep without eating some ice cream”
Chad: “Fativities…”

Becky: “uhhhh I can’t function unless I snack every 2 hours”
Chad: “Fativities…”

by natlou March 28, 2025

Zestivities

A group of people participating in zesty activities.

I’m not with the zestivities.

by amfwwc October 3, 2025