Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

by jj1221 February 20, 2010

felony shoes

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....

Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Fedorian

Men that commonly wear fedoras in their style. They feel it looks good on them and makes them looks like gentlemen when really it doesn't. They also feel superior and more intellectual than others while bragging about it. They often get friendzoned and once they do, they never shut up about it. They are the ones that commonly call themselves "nice guys".

Hey did you see Carl yesterday? I saw him wearing a fedora. I guess he's a Fedorian too now.

by stoopidman June 29, 2013

fedora the explorer

People who believe that a fedora would go perfectly with their shitty neck beard and dirt-stache

Los Angeles is full of fedora the explorers

by UsedPizza April 2, 2016

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

Diarrhea Felony

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019

fedora josh

Fedora Josh is seen rarely, just as the werewolf comes to be on a full moon, Fedora Josh is seen when enjoying a healthy amount of alcohol. However, instead of hairy and gruesome, Fedora Josh is lively and entertaining!

Nolan: Josh has had a lot to drink where is he?

Nick: He went to his room to transform into Fedora josh

Nolan: Yes!!!

by Binmasterflex October 27, 2013