Feast or Famine

1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.

My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.

by NihilistDom July 10, 2009

feast of ponies

a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.

every dude wants to do a feast of ponies

by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006

Feast on the Pussy February

Feast on the Pussy February is where you eat out a girl each day of February. You have to eat her out until she cums at least once a day in February.

Yo Ryan, my girl wants to do Feast on the Pussy February! You should ask yours if she is willing to do it as well!

by Lightskinidris December 3, 2017

Feast of Stephen

Shitting directly in a man's mouth from the reverse cowgirl position

Brian gave me quite the feast of Stephen last night. Help me brush me teeth.

by Doug Bonsall March 29, 2019

Feast of Essence

Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.

Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.

As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.

"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"

"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"


"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"

by oneoftheholidayscreators July 31, 2005

Feast on the yeast

The act of performing cunnilingus

This weekend I plan to feast on the yeast with my new girlfriend

by Dadgad September 21, 2014

Feast or Famine

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).

When it comes to the ladies, it seems like its either feast or famine.

by McSandtrap May 12, 2008