Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

feacal trapeze

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

fedcel

It's a mix of a femcel and a fed made to attracted online neo-nazis or other such degenerates to expose themselves so the police can catch them usually on tiktok and wear siege masks.

Did you see that girl with that siege mask on tiktok? She's clearly a fedcel.

by xjametonx April 7, 2023

feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.

A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Feacher

The female teacher who is a feminist and hates all males for the fact that they have a penis, She will also go to great lengths to make sure these students get terrible grades.

Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."

by CoochieKiller69 February 27, 2019

Fedacious

Contemptuous of programs, policies and priorities at the state and local level.

The USFS stimulus program is a very fedacious effort and will no doubt give many a fedache.

by Forester Elmo August 25, 2009

feacal relief chute

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019