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shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.
Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016
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colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
by endlessnameless February 2, 2010
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Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
by Beardman01 January 22, 2017
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facts

A term that originated in New York that is used to agree with something, someone, or a statement. It can also be used to point out something as being factual.
"Yo deadass nigga if anyone scuffs my timbs they finna get stomped on bruh."
"Yo that's facts my guy."
"FACTS B THAT'S ALL I SPEAK!"
by Fresh Timbs November 6, 2017
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Fatassing

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008
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Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.
(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."
by Brian2002 January 22, 2017
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fatass american

an american who is not necessarily obese, but will binge out on a shitload of food, usually at large events or gatherings.
Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"

Person 2: "Fatass American!"
by An_Anonymous_Visitor April 11, 2011
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