by a. mutiny June 19, 2006
Get the fakin the funk mug."Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.
Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"
Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"
Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"
by boat butter January 15, 2009
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when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
by eli jackson June 29, 2007
Get the fakin' a duke mug.If you call someone a "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" using only the chatroom as you play a game, the other person will react angry even if he or she is clever enough to understand the obviousness of your wrong grammar.
The expression "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" is an engineered mean of psychological warfare with the only purpose to upset people who feel pride in winning online games.
1. The dumb person: Will be offended by the accusation of using cheats, while he or she plays fair and square.
2. The cheater: Is clever enough to see fake grammar, but stupid enough to think that winning with the use of cheats was worth anything. By reminding the cheater on the futility of his or her actions, the cheater is confronted with reality, which causes damage to any human brain.
3.The grammar nazi: Will be offended, simply because you are willingly using wrong grammar.
4.The over-analyzer: Will see through all of this, but waste so much energy on doing exactly that, that his or her gameplay looses it's edge.
This device can only generate a slight advantage, but in it's ultimate systematic it will even upset you, as you realize that using it is in fact cheating and you just now went through all four stages yourself.
The expression "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" is an engineered mean of psychological warfare with the only purpose to upset people who feel pride in winning online games.
1. The dumb person: Will be offended by the accusation of using cheats, while he or she plays fair and square.
2. The cheater: Is clever enough to see fake grammar, but stupid enough to think that winning with the use of cheats was worth anything. By reminding the cheater on the futility of his or her actions, the cheater is confronted with reality, which causes damage to any human brain.
3.The grammar nazi: Will be offended, simply because you are willingly using wrong grammar.
4.The over-analyzer: Will see through all of this, but waste so much energy on doing exactly that, that his or her gameplay looses it's edge.
This device can only generate a slight advantage, but in it's ultimate systematic it will even upset you, as you realize that using it is in fact cheating and you just now went through all four stages yourself.
Progamer43: Lool headshot.
SupaMen123: Faking Nobs whith cheeta
Progamer43: ????
>Profit
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Troll: Why didn't it work?
Zen Master: You wrote fakin Nobs whith cheeta, but you must capitalize the first two words. Only then the total annoyance of Faking Nobs whith cheeta will unfold.
Troll: Stop using that on me!
SupaMen123: Faking Nobs whith cheeta
Progamer43: ????
>Profit
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Troll: Why didn't it work?
Zen Master: You wrote fakin Nobs whith cheeta, but you must capitalize the first two words. Only then the total annoyance of Faking Nobs whith cheeta will unfold.
Troll: Stop using that on me!
by Jimmylou March 7, 2015
Get the Fakin Nobs whith cheeta mug.Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
by DJD April 4, 2004
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b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape
by Dizz January 1, 2004
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